Saturday, September 15, 2007
Blonde joke #1
A blonde was sick and tired of being labelled a blonde, so she coloured her hair BLACK and decided to take a drive along the road.
Just as she was driving, she spotted another blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a grass field.
Infuriated, she stopped her car and stormed out of the car yelling:
"GODAMNIT! IT'S BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO'RE GIVING BLONDE PEOPLE A BAD NAME!"
"If I could, I'd swim over and teach you a lesson!!!"
Blonde joke # 2
A blonde lady came into a salon with headphones on to do her hair.
"I'm very sorry ma'am, but I'm afraid you'll have to remove your headphones to do your hair." the hairdresser said.
"You can't! If you take them off, I'll DIE!!!" exclaimed the blonde.
This went on for a good 15 minutes until the hairdresser got so irritated, she just grabbed the headphones and took them off.
5 minutes later the blonde died.
The police came into the scene and investigated the area. They then picked up the headphones that the blonde used and listened to what it was saying.
It said:
"BREATHE IN... BREATHE OUT... BREATHE IN... BREATHE OUT..."
Julyan's brother =P
that bad girl;
10:14 PM
